Survival Marketing

Greetings, Mortals!

We are the Elder Conclave, a collective of The Old Gods Who Watch Your World. Recently, we became fascinated by the mortal concept of “Viral Marketing”, and want to generate “Buzz” for the End Times. After consulting the portents, we have determined that you are the best marketers for our needs.

You and your marketing colleagues will each create a set of marketing materials for a group of ancient deities, then rate each others' portfolios according to some unusual criteria. After that, you will determine which of the gods will end the world. The marketer whose campaign best suits their needs gets to survive the Apocalypse.

[Summary by Greg (The Intern)]